CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces..
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Hello DEAR,Where R U Now.?No Visits.,No Calls..,No SMS from Wik,No Missed calls,I M So worried.Are U n JAIL again? Pls r e p l y !
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Life is like a MOVIE.If u r sad-DRAMA,If u r afraid-SUSPENSE,If u r angry -ACTION, When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR,Now u r smilling - that’s COMEDY
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I m getting married next month.. its small party and only few people will be invited.. dont bring any gift...just bring someone who ll marry me.
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U R 100% beautiful,U R 100 per. lovely,U R 100 per.sweet,U R 100 per.nice, and U R 100 per. stupid to believe these words.
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Why did God Create U before Me..? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
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When you are alone,Whn u r crying,whn u r upset,Don’t think of me!!just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me. my friend
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You are many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
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You are a nice person.but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning.1st. pray to God so that u can live.2nd.take a bath so that others can live.
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A baby monkey asked his mother”Mom, why r we so ugly”???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !
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AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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When I want 2 see the sky, I C U When I want 2 c the flowers I C U, when I want 2 c the moon I C U, so please get a side and clear my VIEW!
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Don't give Importance 2 MONEY. Bcoz it Can giv Bed but nt SLEEP,Books but nt BRAINS,Cloth bt not BEAUTY, Luxuries bt not HAPPINES.So transfr it to My A/c.
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Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS and Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, thn plz dont hesitate, feel free to .. Throw ur mobile
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget is once !!!
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Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
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Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
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Hello DEAR,Where R U Now.?No Visits.,No Calls..,No SMS from Wik,No Missed calls,I M So worried.Are U n JAIL again? Pls r e p l y !
*
Life is like a MOVIE.If u r sad-DRAMA,If u r afraid-SUSPENSE,If u r angry -ACTION, When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR,Now u r smilling - that’s COMEDY
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I m getting married next month.. its small party and only few people will be invited.. dont bring any gift...just bring someone who ll marry me.
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U R 100% beautiful,U R 100 per. lovely,U R 100 per.sweet,U R 100 per.nice, and U R 100 per. stupid to believe these words.
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Why did God Create U before Me..? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
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When you are alone,Whn u r crying,whn u r upset,Don’t think of me!!just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me. my friend
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You are many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
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You are a nice person.but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning.1st. pray to God so that u can live.2nd.take a bath so that others can live.
*
A baby monkey asked his mother”Mom, why r we so ugly”???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !
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AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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When I want 2 see the sky, I C U When I want 2 c the flowers I C U, when I want 2 c the moon I C U, so please get a side and clear my VIEW!
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Don't give Importance 2 MONEY. Bcoz it Can giv Bed but nt SLEEP,Books but nt BRAINS,Cloth bt not BEAUTY, Luxuries bt not HAPPINES.So transfr it to My A/c.
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Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS and Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, thn plz dont hesitate, feel free to .. Throw ur mobile
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget is once !!!
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Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
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Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
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